sometimes i think about the fact that there was legitimately a scene on ouat where a dude was like, “hey i did something good, thank me,” while he tapped his lips in indication of the thanks he wanted like you can tell that he was a horrible person just based on the fact that this was a thing?? that came to mind?? ????? ??? ??????
waiting for new florence + the machine music like
- Snow Queen: Wait, where am I? Oh there was a curse? Okay, that’s cool. Hmm maybe now I can set my plan into motion-
- Regina: I will destroy your happiness.
- Snow Queen: Ah, alright, fair enough. Your curse and all. I’ll just stay out of this one.
- Cora: I will make sure it’s just you, me and Henry, Regina.
- Snow Queen: Oh great, the mum is on the scene now. Fine, I’ll wait a bit longer.
- *Main cast goes off to Neverland.*
- Snow Queen: Are you kidding me? I can’t freeze anybody there.
- Zelena: I want the life you had!
- Snow Queen: You know what, forget this, I’m just going to go open up an ice cream shop.
things people do in fanfic no one does in real life
- smirk every frickin five seconds
- stutter to be cute
- be like “yeah ok” when asked to call someone “daddy”
- chuckle gently
- chuckle in general
- make simple misunderstandings into the biggest bitch fest you will ever experience
- NO ONE CHUCKLES IT DOESN’T HAPPEN
I chuckled so hard at this